You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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