Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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