What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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