I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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