I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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