yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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