before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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