You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
