Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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