maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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