life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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