Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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