He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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