This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dick very happy bro
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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