I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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