This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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