As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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