That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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