Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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