And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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