p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i barfeds in our rink
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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