Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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