Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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