Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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