did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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