His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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