Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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