I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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