Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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