He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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