I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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