is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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