How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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