i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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