Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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