So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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