drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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