just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
do nipples grow back?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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