Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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