Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
This house was built for laser tag.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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