she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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