what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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