Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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