bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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