I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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