god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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