Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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