The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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