Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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