Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Shame - the story of my life.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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