so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize