I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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Mom said you looked used
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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