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my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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