my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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