You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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