What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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